Dr. Schuffhausen!
Dr. Emil Schuffhausen!
Hello, again!
Are you Dr. Schuffhausen?
Yes, Fraulein.
What a coincidence! This is a miracle.
I just wrote you about someone who needs help.
Good. I look forward to reading it when I get back to my clinic.
What?
Goodbye.
Could I talk to you for a minute?
Please. I am on my vacation.
It's about an American officer, Fred Benson.
He was next to you at the roulette table.
-Benson... -In the wheelchair?
Is he the one who wrote me those letters?
Something about his fiancee running off with a dancer?
That's the one. He's here in the hotel.
I hate to disturb you while you're on vacation...
...but could you take a look at him?
I'm sorry- What is your name?
Janet Colgate.
I'm sorry, but if I see your friend Benson...
...I have to see everyone.
I must draw the line somewhere.
-If it's money- -You didn't give him money, did you?
Just a little for his grandmother.
Don't give him any more.
Why?
You see...
...his ego has taken one shattering blow from a woman.
And if he accepts charity from a woman...
...that is another blow.
It makes my work harder.
-Then you'll see him? -All right. I'll see him.
-That's wonderful! -Remember what I said.
No money for him.
If I decide to take this case...
...you must pay the fee directly to me.
-You understand? -Absolutely.
All right.
Where is the boy?
Where are you?
You can really get lost in these big places!
I have a wonderful surprise for you.
-What? -Cover your eyes.
-You are a nut! -Go on.
Who's the one person in the world...
...outside of your grandmother...
...that you'd like most to see right now?
I give up. Who?
Dr. Emil Schuffhausen!
At last we meet, Officer Benson.
After all those letters, I feel I know you.
-He can't believe it's you. -Yes, I think that's it.
I am here to help you, my boy.
Great!
Let's have a look at those legs.
So...
...you are numb from the waist down?
-Is that correct? -Yes, sir.
Completely numb? No feeling whatsoever?
That's right.
You won't feel Mr. Piggy then, will you?
No.
Tell me if you feel this.
Tickle, tickle, tickle.
No.
We must try something else.
Something a little more stringent.
Tell me...
...do you feel this?
No.
How about...
...that?
-Nothing. -Nothing, eh?
Watch yourself, Janet. Back a little bit.
Thank you.
How about...
...this?
Nothing?
Any feeling there?
No?
This case intrigues me.
-I will take him as a patient. -Did you hear that, Freddy?
I am renting a villa here.
We'll move him in, and I will go to work on him.
Thank you. Do you think you can get him to walk again?
I will have him running, jumping, screaming...
...or my name isn't Dr. Emil Schuffhausen...
...the Third.
Look, he's so happy he's crying.
Your Highness!
Mrs. Reed!
I didn't recognize you for a moment. How wonderful to see you!
Protector of the Veldt.
What a pleasant surprise!
-How was your mission to Belahavula? -It was a great success.
-Thanks to you. -I feel so proud.
Mrs. Reed, may I present Lady Janet.
Lady Janet, this is Mrs. Reed.
How do you do?
Your Highness, your accent-
-I'm traveling incognito. -Oh. I see.
How are the freedom fighters?
Lady Janet is one of us.
Wonderful!
And...
This is my Royal Adjutant, General Benson.
-How do you do? -Charmed.
-Your High- -Let's have lunch.
Thank you, Your Highness.
-I will telephone you. -Oh, please!
One of my former patients.
Unfortunately, incurable.
Isn't this beautiful? I can't believe this is happening.
Sacrificing his vacation, sharing his villa. This is incredible!
This is Miss Colgate. She'll stay at the hotel.
Officer Benson will stay with us.
You are close to my room.
I shall watch you night and day.
May I show you the villa? It has a fascinating history.
Welcome to hell.
This is so beautiful!
Janet, we haven't discussed my fee yet.
It will be $50,000.
Yes, I'll have to call my father.
I'd lower it, but the clinic won't allow it.
I understand.
-I'll show you the rest of the villa. -Okay.
-What about Freddy? -Freddy, go to your room.
I'd like to come upstairs.
Of course you would. Come on.
-But he can't! -He can. It's all in his mind.
It seems so cruel.
Trust me. I'm a doctor.
First, I will show you the music room.
Oh, my goodness!
Isn't this beautiful?
I love all these old musical instruments.
This music box is my favorite. Listen.
In the old days, people used to dance to this.
Come.
I heard the music and I pulled myself up the stairs.
But then I saw you and him dancing!
The more he sees us dance, the more he will get used to it.
It's awful to see us like this, isn't it?
Janet, you're right.
Now he can't see us.
-This is terrible! -No pity.
I know this is difficult.
But it's only through our strength that Freddy will find his.
I have a splendid day planned for Freddy.
-I need your help to be successful. -Of course!
You will sit here, I will sit here...
...and Freddy will sit there.
Sir. Officer Benson is not in his room. I found this.
Thank you, Arthur.
What? What does it say?
"I've lost hope.
Please see that Grandma gets my insurance...
...and if I am washed ashore...
...that my cremated remains are tossed in the Suwannee River. "
He's gonna drown himself!
There he is, doctor!
Sit down. Sit down.
It's a bluff to gain sympathy.
Pretend to enjoy yourself. Laugh out loud.
Louder.
Would you like some strawberries?
Wonderful strawberries!
He's looking. Keep laughing.
Excuse me, the man is here with your satellite dish.
What satellite dish?
I'll be right back.
What would I want with a satellite dish?
Oh, my God!
I'm out of control!
Oh, my God!
Oh, no!
Freddy! Stop, please!
Don't make me crawl around you. This sand is too hot.
-Stop where you are. -Then what?
When you're not looking, I'll come here and do it right.
Then I won't leave you.
I'll get Dr. Schuffhausen.
Not him.
He hates me. He's torturing me.
He doesn't hate you.
He may seem strict, but he's just trying to help you.
Don't make me go back. Can't we stay a little longer?
Well...
Just as I thought.
I'm sorry I was so depressed this morning.
It's just that last night...
...I had a dream about her.
I remember how I used to stare at her...
...and just sit and touch her face like this.
That is so sweet.
-She was the first girl I ever kissed. -Really?
And now...
...I probably won't kiss another girl for the rest of my life.
Freddy, that is ridiculous!
You are an attractive, exciting and sensitive man.
There are a million women who'd love to kiss you.
I want to ask you a question, and I want you to be honest.
Am I attractive and exciting to you?
Miss Colgate?
May I talk to you?
-I'm sorry. -Janet, I am dropping this case.
Please don't!
I shouldn't have done it, but I felt sorry for him.
You heard the awful story about his girlfriend.
-How did it make you feel? -It made me physically sick.
Then please help him. Please, please!
All right. I will.
-Thank you. -But, Janet, we must hide our pity.
You and I must be his role model.
We must enjoy ourselves so much...
...that Freddy will want to jump out of the wheelchair and join us.
I'll try, but it won't be easy.
I will be there to help you.
-How much of this can he stand? -Don't show any pity.
-Look happy. -Are you sure?
Yes. Come on!
Isn't she fabulous? Wouldn't you like to dance with her?
What's stopping you? Get out of that chair and dance.
Okay, if you just want to sit there and miss all the fun...
Oy, mate!
-Who's the asshole? -"Get up and dance"?
I'd like to smack him one.
I wouldn't mind so much...
...but she used to be my girl.
If I could get her alone, I'd have a chance.
But he's always around.
I have another idea.
It was love that put him in that chair.
Perhaps love could get him out.
Would you mind if I gave you a kiss?
-If you think that would help. -Yes, I think it would help.
-What a piece of shit! -What do you reckon?
There's a plane leaving for Honduras at 1:00 a. m.
How'd you like him to be on it?
-Good night, Freddy. -I'll be back. Think happy thoughts.
Doctor, do you think the therapy is working?
-Yes, I am terribly pleased. -Good.
I'm sorry for the delay in paying your fee.
I'll have it tomorrow.
It took longer than I thought to raise the money.
Raise the money?
The cash prize wasn't enough, so I had my father sell the car...
...the furniture and all the jewelry.
-What cash prize? -From the contest.
I was selected as the United States Soap Queen.
That's why I'm on this all-expense-paid trip to Europe.
Your father doesn't own the soap company?
No! I just use their laundry detergent.
I entered their contest and then I won.
You barely know Freddy...
-... but you'd sell everything for him? -Not everything.
I'm keeping the mink.
Is that wrong?
Knowing I helped a man like Freddy live his life again...
...is worth more to me than the car, the furniture, or the jewelry.
I couldn't ask for more than that.
I never knew that people like you existed.
You are generous, sincere.
You are wonderful.
Thank you.
Well, good night.
Good night.
Freddy, get it into your head. The bet's off. She has no money.
You're trying to get out of the bet.
If so, fine. Then you lose and leave town. But she has the money.
-By selling everything she owns. -She's keeping the mink.
If we take her for everything, she still has a very nice mink.
The women I deal with are screened.
They're wealthy and corrupt.
I don't take advantage of the poor or virtuous.
We'll forget about the money, but the bet is still on.
-We'll think up a new bet. -All right, what?
-A completely new bet. -Think of one.
We'll make her the bet.
What do you mean?
What do you think I mean?
First one to get her into bed.
Don't you ever have an emotion from above the waist?
No.
I'll tell you something. This is for certain.
A woman like Janet would never give herself to you.
What?
-You actually believe that? -I know that, Freddy.
-You wanna bet? -I'll bet.
But I'm not competing to win.
I'm just betting that you fail.
-Loser leaves town. -Loser leaves town.
I say.
-What do you want? -You're blocking my gate.
See the captain. He's in back.
Now, look here.
-This is private property. -Just see the captain.
Captain?
Which one of you-?
You'll be all right?
Yeah. She said she'd meet me here.
Wish me luck!
-I thought the doctor took you home. -Yeah, he did.
I couldn't sleep.
-I have to talk to you, Janet. -Come in.
I was thinking about what Dr. Schuffhausen told me.
That I could walk if the desire was strong enough.
Yes, he told me the same thing.
I think you're the only person who can give me that desire.
What do you mean?
I love you.
I think I could walk again if I thought you loved me too.
-I still have this terrible fear. -What fear?
That my feelings won't be returned.
But your feelings will be returned.
Because I think I love you too.
And you will walk.
Here.
What are you doing?
Now stand up and walk to me.
Come on, you can do it.
-You won't disappoint me? -No, I won't disappoint you.
Stand up and walk to me. Please, just try.
Come on.
Let go.
I'm standing.
I'm standing!
Yes! Now walk to me.
-You won't let me down? -No, I won't.
That's it.
That's it!
Oh, my God! You're doing it!
-Want to rest? -No, I want to keep trying.
Go stand over there.
-Here? -By the bed.
-I wonder how far I can go. -Here?
-Yeah.
Walk to me.
-I'm still afraid. -Don't be afraid.
Don't you want to kiss me?
Yeah!
If you come over here, I will prove that I love you.
You'll prove it?
Come on. Come on.
You can do it.
Come on. Take a step. That's it!
Yes! Do it!
I made it!
Yes, Freddy, you made it.
And all because...
...of your...
...love.
Our love, Freddy.
We all love you.
It's moments like this that make being a doctor worthwhile.
No wonder they call you a genius.
You said he'd come and he did.
You said he'd walk and he did!
I'm starting to believe this man can really perform miracles!
I'm beginning to believe it too.
How did you get off that plane?
I never got on it.
-Six sailors were in that truck. -Seven sailors.
I am a Royal Navy Volunteer Reserve.
Think you got me?
This is the beginning, now I'm turning on the charm.
No, you're not. I'm taking her to the airport in the morning.
You failed.
I'm making sure she gets as far away from you as possible.
How do you plan to do that...
...without me on you like glue? What are you doing?
Look who's here!
Oh, yes. And he can walk just like the man said.
Oy, guys! Have a look at this!
Take care of my friend till I get back.
Plenty more food and champagne to come.
-Couldn't I just call Freddy? -No, trust me.
But maybe I love him and maybe he loves me.
Now that he's cured-
Then it's even more important to go away for a few weeks.
If a man loves you he will follow you.
-But how do I know- -Trust me one last time.
All right.
But what about your fee?
Do what I tell you and you can keep the fee.
-You're kidding! -Yes.
You're wonderful.
-Tell Freddy I said goodbye. -Of course.
Thanks.
-Bye-bye. -Bye.
-All right, mate? -Hello.
-Thanks, mate. -All right.
That really happen? I don't believe that.
-Gotta go. Take care. -See you.
I'll never get that.
Great guy.
Bye.
Well, you seem to be having a very nice time.
I had a great time.
Could you hand me that Super Glue solvent, please?
I was on that wall for six hours.
Goddamn...
-Well, Freddy, it's over. -What's over?
See that plane?
There goes your bet.
Janet's on it.
Have the honor to admit it. You've lost.
Go see for yourself. She's gone.
Have a safe trip and a prosperous career.
Janet, it's me, Freddy.
I lost.
You're here!
The doctor said it might endanger your recovery...
...but I had to see you.
I really am in love with you.
Really?
You actually love me?
Now that you're walking, can you...?
Well...
...I can try.
You may not believe this, but...
...I haven't had much experience.
Me either.
Could you close the drapes?
Sure.
And shut the door?
Yeah.
It's Andre, sir.
Thank you.
Andre, what a lovely morning!
Mr. Jamieson, are you lying down?
What?
Miss Colgate was seen returning to the hotel.
-But I took her to the plane. -She got off.
Where is Freddy?
The Jackal is with Miss Colgate.
They've been in her room with the curtains drawn.
For how long?
Not long. But long enough.
It is a disaster.
It seems the teacher has underestimated the student.
We must accept defeat graciously.
I will prepare myself for the Jackal.
He'll be here soon to gloat over his victory.
Thank you, my old friend.
What's the matter?
I know what you said, but I had to see him again.
-I thought I was in love with him. -What?
I went back to see him, and...
And?
And...
...we made love.
I tried to please him, but how could I have known?
Then what happened was, I feel asleep.
When I woke up, he was gone.
He took all my money, my mink, my jewelry, my traveler's checks.
Even my little change purse.
What kind of a man would do that?
And do you know what else?
I think he could walk.
He pretended this whole thing to get my money.
It was all my savings, the prize money. Everything.
$50,000!
-I told you I'd waive my fee. -It had already gotten here.
What will I say to my father? Some of the money was his.
Arthur!
Yes, sir.
Phone Andre and tell him to find Officer Benson.
He has stolen some of Miss Colgate's property.
I shall be at the airport.
Janet, I am going to cover your losses.
You and your father will get your $50,000 back.
You're taking the first plane out of here. And make sure you're on it.
But you're not responsible. How could you have known?
A good psychiatrist would have known he was a charlatan.
Come. It's cheaper than a malpractice suit...
...which you'd win.
-I can't take your money. -You can and you will. Take it.
Janet, come on.
-You change planes in Paris. -Okay.
-I don't feel good taking your money. -I feel good about it.
It has been so great to meet you.
If you're ever in Cleveland, will you call?
I will.
Goodbye.
Bye.
Have a good flight.
Thank you.
I can't take this. It doesn't belong to me.
I'll always have something from you that means much more.
Bye!
Goodbye!
He was at the hotel, returning to the scene of the crime.
What is he talking about?
Freddy, this time she really is on that plane.
You can't harm her again.
You let her go? You gotta stop her!
Hold it! Hold it!
Come back!
Hold it!
You idiot! You let her go!
You didn't have to steal her money.
I didn't steal her money. She stole from me!
She says, "Close the drapes, close the door. " I do it.
She says, "Please take a shower. " So I take a shower.
I come out, she's gone, my clothes, my money are gone...
Even the 2000 francs she gave me!
You expect me to believe that? She returned the $50,000.
What $50,000?
-The $50,000 you stole from her. -I didn't steal $50,000 from her.
There's my clothes.
"Hello, boys. It was fun.
I'll miss you. Love, Janet.
The Jackal.
P. S. I'm keeping the money. Is that wrong?"
Of all the lousy...
She is disgusting!
She is lying, deceitful, two-faced.
She is conniving and she is dishonest!
Yes.
Isn't she wonderful?
Arthur?
Sorry I broke your VHS player.
Give me the model number. I'll send you a check.
Oh, shut up.
Thanks for letting me stay the extra week.
I kind of knew from the beginning.
"J," Janet, "J," Jackal.
When you think about it, it's obvious.
When was she on to us?
From the beginning, Freddy.
She was on to us from the very beginning.
She was perfect.
So, what are you gonna do now?
Well...
Things will be quiet around here now.
Season's over.
Autumn's coming.
I'll be shutting up part of the house.
Goodbye.
Goodbye, Freddy.
Wait a minute.
Hang on. Hold it, hold it!
Excuse me. Hold it. Excuse me!
Excuse me.
Hello, my darlings. There you are.
What a hike! Are you kidding with this gravel?
These heels weren't made for this.
Could youse get the bags up here, pronto!
Yeah, thank you.
Now, first...
...intros.
Nikos, get over here.
Come here.
-All right, Paula. -Come on, everybody.
I want you to meet Mr. Big Stuff.
He was looking at property in Florida.
He goes, "I want to invest $16 million someplace new. "
I say, "Where?" He goes, "Australia. "
Then it hits me, boom. You kidding me?
We gotta go meet Mr. Australia himself.
He goes, "Why not?" I go, "Why not?" The group goes:
"Why not?"
So here we are.
So, Nikos Papadropolous...
...meet Australia's favorite son:
Chips O'Toole.
Aren't you gonna say anything?
G'day, Nikos. How's it going, sport?
Good on you.
Chips O'Toole. Hotels and all from down under.
You still have any situations available in Sydney?
No, it's all gone.
Never mind. People drop out, don't they?
Come up, we'll put some shrimps on the barbie for you.
I almost forgot somebody.
Mr. Junior Partner. The man Chips can't do without.
The whiz kid, Randy Bentwick.
Unfortunately, Randy is a mute.
All right, everybody get to the house for a drink.
You want to refresh those cocktails, right?
The ice is melting. Hurry!
Go up. Follow the path around the house.
Keep going. Keep going.
I'll be right up there.
Fellas...
...last year I made 3 million dollars.
But your $50,000 was the most fun.
Are you ready?
Then let's go get 'em.